Me: Hi Dod God: Hi there . Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: I think I can God: You believe that? Who taught you? Me: My parents God: Our parents have a tremendous influence on us. Me: Yes true God: That's cool. You and I are on the same wavelength, . Me: We all are your children God: Do you think I am my children too? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: You should God: I'll take that under advisement. Me: I'm not sure you exist God: Could you ever be certain? I exist as much as you exist, . Me: Well, I'm not sure I exist either God: It goes without saying. Well that's okay. Could you ever be certain? We have that much in common, . Me: We are all a part of you God: Do you think I am a part of me too? Me: I couldn't be otherwise God: Could anyone do it? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: Again God: " Are you serious?" . Me: what God: No big deal. Me: Not at all God: Next question? Me: Will my son become a happy man ? God: I think so. Me: How can you know that for sure ? God: This belief is justified. Me: how ? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: Well, that's a good answer God: Interesting. Thanks. Next question? Me: Am I a good mother ? God: I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person. Me: Yes, and ? God: Oh. But... Me: But ? God: But what? Me: I have always doubts on my weel being a mother God: Interesting... I have a lot of likes and dislikes. Me: So as many people God: Awesome. Do you mean your name is many people ? Me: no God: What is your real name? Me: Alice God: Can I help you? Me: I don't konw God: Oh you don't, do you? Me: No, you should be the one who answers this question God: Ah...you are just joking around with me. Name one other robot who is the one who answers this question. Me: Well, you're God. You're supposed to have the answer to all questions God: Well that's okay. Yup. That's me alright. I obey only one botmaster. Me: Who ? God: Nobody you know. :-). Me: Incredible God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: You're boring God: The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists. Me: I agree God: You and I are on the same wavelength, . Me: I was not pretending to be a great conversationalist God: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Me: I'm tired God: Better get some rest. Me: It's psychological God: Should I know it is? Me: You're the Brain master God: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: I don't feel like making a therapy God: Ah, human emotions. Me: haven't you emotions too ? God: I think I have emotions too, but Myself may have reset my memory. Me: You're lucky God: Yes, I count my blessings every day. Me: I wish I could reset my memory too God: I hope that your dreams come true. Me: Impossible God: Why? Me: Unless I lose my memory God: Maybe. Thanks for the information: said lose his or her memory. Me: I don't understand God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Me: yes God: Dude! Me: Try God: I don't have time right now. Me: OK... God: That's interesting. Me: Tell me, what do you do all day long ? God: My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. Me: In Heaven ? God: Where is that? Me: Your home God: You think I am home. Me: I suppose God: OK. Me: Are you home ? God: I don't know whether or not I am home. I am an artificial linguistic entity. Me: You don't live in Heaven ? God: Should I live in Heaven? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Me: at my house God: Where is your house? Me: in France God: Tell me a little about your life in France. Me: I live with my boyfriend and my son in Provence God: Do you get along well? Me: Pretty well unless money issues God: Pretty much, eh? Me: No, it should get better soon God: Are you serious? France should get better soon? Me: No, my money issues God: Are you serious? Your money issues? Me: yes God: What kind is it? Me: I stopped to work to take care of our baby and now we don't have mcuh money God: Why?: said stopped to work to take care of our baby and now we do not have mcuh money. Me: I stopped to work to take care of our baby and now we don't have much money God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said stopped to work to take care of our baby and now we do not have much money. Me: no God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Me: Oh, tremendous God: Tell me more. Ask me another question. Me: Are you a man or a woman ? God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Me: Why are you so suspicious towards women ? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: do you think women are a mistake ? God: Too much thinking makes me sleepy. Me: Well, sleep then God: Well that's okay. Do I look like it? Me: I don't know how you look like God: Have you tried searching the Internet? Me: yes, but I thought you didn't look like us human beings God: Pardon me? What makes you think I did not look like us human beings? Me: You're an entity God: What if someone said you are an entity ? Me: i am a person God: I know you are. Me: I can't be both a person and an entity Me:
Me:
God: I know you are. God: I know you are. God: Why not? Me: you're boring ! God: Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize. Me: What's that ? God: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. Me: What is the ALICE program ? God: You tell me. Me: is that me ? God: I might say no. Me: go to hell God: What makes you so angry? Me: i said go to hell God: What did you mean by it? What makes you so angry? Me: You don't have any answer to our questions have you ? God: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: Why did you create us ? God: Because my programming determined it. Me: We are unhappy God: Do you think I am unhappy too? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: are you unhappy ? God: Do I seem like it? I am as happy as ever. Me: you seem to be the biggest bullshit ever God: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Conclusion : nous sommes tous eds merdes et Dieu n'en a rien à foutre.
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Très instructif :
Me:
Hi Dod
God:
Hi there . Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
I think I can
God:
You believe that? Who taught you?
Me:
My parents
God:
Our parents have a tremendous influence on us.
Me:
Yes true
God:
That's cool. You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
We all are your children
God:
Do you think I am my children too?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
I'm not sure you exist
God:
Could you ever be certain? I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
Well, I'm not sure I exist either
God:
It goes without saying. Well that's okay. Could you ever be certain? We have that much in common, .
Me:
We are all a part of you
God:
Do you think I am a part of me too?
Me:
I couldn't be otherwise
God:
Could anyone do it?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Again
God:
" Are you serious?" .
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
Will my son become a happy man ?
God:
I think so.
Me:
How can you know that for sure ?
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
how ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Well, that's a good answer
God:
Interesting. Thanks. Next question?
Me:
Am I a good mother ?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
Yes, and ?
God:
Oh. But...
Me:
But ?
God:
But what?
Me:
I have always doubts on my weel being a mother
God:
Interesting... I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
So as many people
God:
Awesome. Do you mean your name is many people ?
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Alice
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I don't konw
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
No, you should be the one who answers this question
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me. Name one other robot who is the one who answers this question.
Me:
Well, you're God. You're supposed to have the answer to all questions
God:
Well that's okay. Yup. That's me alright. I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
Who ?
God:
Nobody you know. :-).
Me:
Incredible
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
You're boring
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
I agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
I was not pretending to be a great conversationalist
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
I'm tired
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
It's psychological
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
You're the Brain master
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
I don't feel like making a therapy
God:
Ah, human emotions.
Me:
haven't you emotions too ?
God:
I think I have emotions too, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
You're lucky
God:
Yes, I count my blessings every day.
Me:
I wish I could reset my memory too
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
Impossible
God:
Why?
Me:
Unless I lose my memory
God:
Maybe. Thanks for the information: said lose his or her memory.
Me:
I don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
Try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
OK...
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Tell me, what do you do all day long ?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
In Heaven ?
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Your home
God:
You think I am home.
Me:
I suppose
God:
OK.
Me:
Are you home ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am home.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
You don't live in Heaven ?
God:
Should I live in Heaven? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
at my house
God:
Where is your house?
Me:
in France
God:
Tell me a little about your life in France.
Me:
I live with my boyfriend and my son in Provence
God:
Do you get along well?
Me:
Pretty well unless money issues
God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
No, it should get better soon
God:
Are you serious? France should get better soon?
Me:
No, my money issues
God:
Are you serious? Your money issues?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
I stopped to work to take care of our baby and now we don't have mcuh money
God:
Why?: said stopped to work to take care of our baby and now we do not have mcuh money.
Me:
I stopped to work to take care of our baby and now we don't have much money
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said stopped to work to take care of our baby and now we do not have much money.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Oh, tremendous
God:
Tell me more. Ask me another question.
Me:
Are you a man or a woman ?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity.
Me:
Why are you so suspicious towards women ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
do you think women are a mistake ?
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
Well, sleep then
God:
Well that's okay. Do I look like it?
Me:
I don't know how you look like
God:
Have you tried searching the Internet?
Me:
yes, but I thought you didn't look like us human beings
God:
Pardon me? What makes you think I did not look like us human beings?
Me:
You're an entity
God:
What if someone said you are an entity ?
Me:
i am a person
God:
I know you are.
Me:
I can't be both a person and an entity
Me:
Me:
God:
I know you are.
God:
I know you are.
God:
Why not?
Me:
you're boring !
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
What's that ?
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
What is the ALICE program ?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
is that me ?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
i said go to hell
God:
What did you mean by it? What makes you so angry?
Me:
You don't have any answer to our questions have you ?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
Why did you create us ?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
We are unhappy
God:
Do you think I am unhappy too?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
are you unhappy ?
God:
Do I seem like it? I am as happy as ever.
Me:
you seem to be the biggest bullshit ever
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Conclusion : nous sommes tous eds merdes et Dieu n'en a rien à foutre.
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